I'm Jacqueline. My cat Philippe is my favorite. I like Hockey, Porn, & the occasional beautiful scenery.

 

Stays up to watch double overtime: Because it's the Cup

Paints on fake beard: Because it's the Cup

Buys 88320694 things of merch: Because it's the Cup

Eats a gallon of Ben & Jerry's: Because it's the Cup

Skips class: Because it's the Cup

Commits murder: Because it's the Cup