I'm Jacqueline. My cat Philippe is my favorite. I like Hockey, Porn, & the occasional beautiful scenery.

 

asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

(Source: stoner-dad)

dersekingdom:

hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back.  They can keep my heart. Okay. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.

Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

hockey makes me want to die

hockey makes me cry

hockey fills my dreams

hockey give me goosebumps

hockey makes me dance

hockey makes me throw things

hockey makes me scream

hockey makes me curse

hockey sharpens my senses

hockey is a topic of conversation that no on in my family really relates to

hockey may have saved my life

hockey is the worst thing that has ever happened to me

and hockey is the best thing that has ever happened to me

(Source: unavoidableslothstampede)

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise